Our little party

Once in a while my darling daughter really comes up with some good ones for me. She kept this a secret until she was sure I could go with her. Her friends from work decided to have a man who talks to the dead come to their home and do a reading. I guess that is what you would call it. Since I have never talked with the dead, I really didn't know what to expect. But I will tell you how that day went.

We were suppose to leave at 2:30 to attend a sex party. You know, the ones where they sell all the sex gadgets and items. But darling daughter was pokey and had just got out of the shower when I got to her house. So I sat and watched her piddle around for awhile and then dry her hair. She packed a bag so she could make her baskets. Now mind you, we are suppose to be there at three. We didn't even leave the house until after. This is a fifteen minute trip, so I really wasn't worried about being late. I hadn't planned on buying anything anyway. I was driving, so we headed out. She said get on the interstate (I didn't know where this chick lived) so I did. Then get off at Mousette lane. I did. She said hmm, go straight across (thinking it was the frontage road) I did. I wound up back on the interstate! lol! So, we get off at the next exit. She says turn around and go back. I say we can't turn here? I didn't hear her say go under the bridge and turn. So I turned (U-turn) and wind up back on the interstate. By now we are laughing uncontrollably. We go down to the next exit and get off. By now I need gas, so she gets on the phone and I start looking for a station. She calls her friend for directions who of course is not going to the party. I find a station and try to pump gas only to find out I have to go in and prepay. Think they have a problem with people stealing gas? lol! The whole time I am doing this darling daughter is on the phone. She directs me to the house of the lady who ISN'T going and we end up in her driveway. Then we get the the sex lady's phone number and call her. So now we have wasted 45 minutes and gone no where! She calls sex lady. We get directions. It is after 4 by now and as we head for there pyschic lady calls us. Says bring chocolate milk and cigs on our way. Also bring our swim suits, they have a pool and hot tub. I'm hot, she's hot. We look at each other and say screw the sex party.

Okay, so she half lied when she talked to sex party lady. We did get a phone call, and we did go check on Dad (when I got my suit and towel). We just cruised on by the sex party and went to her house where she got her suit. Of course she had bought a new one and never tried it on, so we wasted some more time while she checked herself out in the mirror. It passed so we went to my house and gathered my suit and towel. Okay, now you think we are ready to go to the pyschic party. Wrong! We need rum so we got down the hill and stop at the liquor store. Okay, ready? Wrong. She's hungry, we haven't eaten all day. McDonalds is right down the road, so we are sitting there in the drive thru behind 5 other cars. So we talk. Lisa isn't going, do you think we should call her other sister and ask her if she wants to go? Oh, yeah, she has no phone. So we get our food and turn around and go back to my house because sister lives right behind me. Sister says, thanks but no thanks, I am staying home to watch the ballgame and relax.
Okay, it is now Lord knows what time and we are getting punchy just from trying to get out of our own area.

I ask her do you need to stop and shop anywhere? She laughs! We hit the interstate and she drags out the mapquest directions. By now I have turned over the car to her. I am already tired of driving. Directions are quite clear. I look at total mileage and say 81 miles! I need a fuzz buster. She drives good but she drives fast. So we start on our journey. Now the man is going to be there by seven so we are busting a gut getting there. We did good except when we got to the country road. They have no numbers on their mailbox. We had to turn around and go back down the road after a phone call. But of course that wasn't easy either and she wasn't getting any reception on the road, so we had to find a place where her phone would work.

Woohoo! We found the house. I needed a drink. A couple of them. We actually got there before he did and I got em! Okay, I gotta babysit soon, so will finish the party after while.